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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Brooklyn Center - A Somewhat Happy Butt

Brooklyn Center Centaurs
September 20, 2012
Final Score: Blake 5 BC 1

Color: I've never been a big fan of long bus rides, so when I learned we would be driving all the way to Brooklyn Center I was a little upset. However, my heart beat in anticipation of making my first ever critique. The first thing I noticed about the bench was its color. Some might describe it as kind of a poop brown, but I would consider it more of a "pumpkin spice latte" color. Since it was such a chilly day, if I could have drank the color of the bench, I most definitely would have. Out of a possible 10 points, I give it an 8.5.

Comfort: The thing that I liked most about this bench was that unlike the usual metal bench we see in this day and age, the BC bench was made out of a soft plastic and had holes that I could stick my fingers through when I got bored. This feature was "most dope" and created a lasting impression with me. The bench had a back on it which we always love to see, and as a plus the back of the bench was raised up to accommodate my 6"1' stature. As far as comfort goes, the bench gets 9 out 10.

Scenery: I must admit, the view from the bench was sub-par. The field was in decent condition, but there wasn't anything pretty to look at whilst on the bench. The street that lay just beyond the field was a constant source of distraction. Because of these reasons, the scenery receives a 5 out of 10.

Play Time: In this game my nickname changed for a brief period of time from "No Minutes Mako" to "11 Minutes Mako" seeing as I got to play the last 11 minutes of the game. This was a good experience  even though it pained me to leave the bench. Because the only goal was scored while I was on the field, my playtime ratting decreased significantly. We end up with a 4 out 10 in this category.

Overall: Not the worst, not the best. A pretty good time for my first review. This Bench (all categories together) receives a final score of 7 out of 10.

Until next game
- NMM

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